These chickens want books

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,’ Buk Buk BuKKOOK!’ [...]

Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road??
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road??
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the [...]