Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road??
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road??
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

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